Monday, March 24, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Almost Easter
Did the same thing happen last year? A huge gap in March? At least my workouts are going much better than they were....especially reading march 2006's posts....
odds and ends:
Wouldn't you like to kill the asshole who invented the technology for the box you have write letters and numbers to sign into certain web sites? Like when you go to ticketmaster.....and the box comes up and you can't motherfucking read it.
Alexa is off tomorrow so (weather permitting)...we're off to the park...I was thinking of breaking out my old rollerblades (dont do it keith). I can flush a winters worth of working out for soccer with one tumble.
Saturday will be "ready the house" for Easter...
I could use a nice 70 degree day.....
odds and ends:
Wouldn't you like to kill the asshole who invented the technology for the box you have write letters and numbers to sign into certain web sites? Like when you go to ticketmaster.....and the box comes up and you can't motherfucking read it.
Alexa is off tomorrow so (weather permitting)...we're off to the park...I was thinking of breaking out my old rollerblades (dont do it keith). I can flush a winters worth of working out for soccer with one tumble.
Saturday will be "ready the house" for Easter...
I could use a nice 70 degree day.....
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
The Biggest Loser
If you track back, You know i'm a fan of the "Biggest Loser" but they have to change the formula.....Each show goes like this:
1. Reaction to last weeks elimination....lamenting the loss of a team player...tears....
2. A challenge (something i fast forward thru)
3. If no challenge, some game to use at the weigh in.
4. The last chance workout
5. The Battan death march to the weigh in.
6. Someone will say they are nervous...or "this is their week to go home"
7. One or two weigh ins...that cut away with reaction shots that EVERYONE WATCHING knows by now will NOT match their actual weigh ins numbers.
8. Someone will mention they thought "They'd pull a bigger number"
9. Bob or Jillian will look miffed.
10.Back room bargaining on who will get axed.
11.An elimination that always seems to come down to the final vote....after of course we get the blurred lifting of the tray cover.
12.The eliminated players family will have a party.
13.The eliminated player will ask for their families for help on their journey.
14.The eliminated player will be shown working out away from the ranch.
15.The eliminated player will be shown holding up some old pants.
16.We will be told that next weeks "biggest loser" will have the most dramatic weigh in biggest loser history.
1. Reaction to last weeks elimination....lamenting the loss of a team player...tears....
2. A challenge (something i fast forward thru)
3. If no challenge, some game to use at the weigh in.
4. The last chance workout
5. The Battan death march to the weigh in.
6. Someone will say they are nervous...or "this is their week to go home"
7. One or two weigh ins...that cut away with reaction shots that EVERYONE WATCHING knows by now will NOT match their actual weigh ins numbers.
8. Someone will mention they thought "They'd pull a bigger number"
9. Bob or Jillian will look miffed.
10.Back room bargaining on who will get axed.
11.An elimination that always seems to come down to the final vote....after of course we get the blurred lifting of the tray cover.
12.The eliminated players family will have a party.
13.The eliminated player will ask for their families for help on their journey.
14.The eliminated player will be shown working out away from the ranch.
15.The eliminated player will be shown holding up some old pants.
16.We will be told that next weeks "biggest loser" will have the most dramatic weigh in biggest loser history.