The FUTURE you

Do you ever daydream or lay in bed and think about "future you"? Not long future you....I mean six month or one year future you. Don't you think he (or she) will a better version of you.
He will be thinner, be more complient on his diet, more organized, paid off more debt.

You know what? my new goal is to teleport future me to meet "present me" and morph them.
(picture the teleport machine in the movie "The Fly").

Screw "Past me"......hes still digesting "blame pie"...seriously, fuck him!