A quote that made ME laugh out loud

I am by nature, NOT a laugh out loud guy. Don't get me wrong, I love comedy. I can still recite Steve Martins' 1977 "Lets Get Small" CD front to back. From http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com

"Strippers are supposed to give you a hard-on, not make you want to cut off your penis and throw it in a field."